Thursday, February 02, 2006
It was the Crunkest Burger I ever hadz.
Friday, January 27, 2006
So here it is: The Great '05 Wrap-up/'06 Blow-up in Pictures of '06
I killed King Kong in Times Square for getting his ape-y paws all over my woman. (Over 90% of King Kong's fur was actually harvested from Peter Jackson's back. - The More You Know. doo do doo do)
Thanks for the tip.
I always show my Midwest pride by drinking beer from Milwaukee.
For the non New Yorkers out there this is the statistical equivalent to finding out you are dying of cancer, but finding out they know how to cure your type. Then you win the $6 billion Powerball but shortly after are struck by lighting, but survive - only to be eaten by a terrestrial shark as you recover.
Yeah, it is that uncommon.
I wouldn't be making fun of this fuzzy men (yes, I would) except they were harassing the woman seated across from them. During this trip I heard them use the words 'booty', 'big', and 'jungle' in a slightly different order.
Additionally, I moved to a new apartment and nobody has been shot here yet.
Monday, November 28, 2005
A short list
2. American Dad is getting better - They rhymed "Saudi Arabia" with "labia," a rhyme that would even do the Bloodhound Gang proud.
3. Two nights after the first shooting in front of my building there was a second.
4. Best anagram ever (some background here):
This is my story of Jack the Ripper, the man behind Britain's worst unsolved murders. It is a story that points to the unlikeliest of suspects: a man who wrote children's stories. That man is Charles Dodgson, better known as Lewis Carroll, author of such beloved books as Alice in Wonderland.
The truth is this: I, Richard Wallace, stabbed and killed a muted Nicole Brown in cold blood, severing her throat with my trusty shiv's strokes. I set up Orenthal James Simpson, who is utterly innocent of this murder. P.S. I also wrote Shakespeare's sonnets, and a lot of Francis Bacon's works too.
I'm kind of curious to check the accuracy of this but then again I don't really care enough.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Party on Dubya
When reached for comment by imaginary phone W said, "Hello? (audible sniffing) HELLO!"
"Mr. President, do you have a comment about yesterday's Times article regarding the climbing price of cocaine?"
"AT LEAST THIS AIN'T THE 80'S! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW?!?! OOO GOD DAMN!"
Monday, November 07, 2005
Free and Legal Music
Winamp finally dropped support for the 3.x generation players and I didn't feel like searching third-party sites to just get Winamp so I joined the 5.x generation. An upside is visualizations that really blow my mind, even without the proper 'tools' - a pizza with sandwiches on it and Bruno dough.
Though the point of this finally, the newest upgrade of Winamp comes with a 100 mp3 trial of eMusic.com. Just provide credit card information and you get one month to download 100 mp3's before any charges are incurred. Cancel anytime before your month trial ends and you pay nothing and have 100 legal mp3's to your name. The major bonus is their eMusic download manager (an irritating add on that enables you to download entire albums with one click).
During the time I posted this entry I already downloaded my 100 songs (well downloaded/queued my selected albums) and in several minutes will likely have canceled the account and uninstalled the download manager.
How painless was that?